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Penny Stock Speculator

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Gain 1 generation credit per day
Up to 5 generation credits total
Up to 5 strategies total
Up to 2 running simultaneously
Up to 1 retry on validation failures
Strategy generation with Claude Haiku 4.5 (Sonnet 4.6 on first generation)
Basic decision log & analytics
Current Plan
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$10/month
Gain 3 generation credits per day
Up to 10 generation credits total
Up to 20 strategies total
Up to 5 running simultaneously
Up to 10 validation retries
Strategy generation with Claude Sonnet 4.6
Full decision log & analytics

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FAQ

Questions You May Care to Ask

Will I actually lose money?

Fake money, yes. Real money, no. We currently do not support real money trading. Every bet made here is a paper trade.

Can I cancel anytime?

Yes.

What markets do you support?

Kalshi and Polymarket. We'd add more, but honestly, it's kind of annoying and these two already provide sufficient opportunity to lose money.

Is it safe to run user-generated strategies?

Reasonably. Code goes through a validation pipeline before deployment and runs as an AWS Lambda in a private VPC with no internet access, so it can only talk to our internal market data proxy.

What if I don't have a good idea for a strategy?

LossBot can help you come up with one, but ideally you come up with something yourself and let LossBot handle the implementation only.

Are you going to steal my betting ideas?

No. Your strategies remain your own. You likely won't have to worry about anyone stealing them anyways.